Letters From Grusome

My Dear Filthrag,
Quite an interesting specimen you have chosen to tempt… A Christian almost all her life, yet she is forgetful of the Enemy’s sacrifice for her. She appears willing to change, but that can be dealt with very easily. Just make her think she is better than “those other Christians”, who curse and think immoral thoughts. This approach has worked many times and even the Enemy mentions it. Remember that story about the prodigal son? Well, his brother is a grand example of a self- righteous human. Make your subject put herself above the rest and she will no longer see how she needs to change. Though do be careful, for if you go too far, she will see her pride and want to fix it. But even that thought will quickly pass once you show her everyone else’s pride and put her back on her high stool. Another fault I have seen with this person is her lack of self-control. Now this “fault” is a great advantage for us. We can use it to make her eat more than she should and fall into the ditch of gluttony; or we can make her watch excessive T.V. (one of my personal best friends) and fill her mind with thoughts that can never be erased. Even better, we can use books that are useless to the soul to take her away from her purpose in the real world. Once again, take great precautions that the book is NEVER the word of the Enemy or even a book containing the Enemy’s words. For something like that may injure our cause forever and bring her back to her knees. Our goal is to confuse her. Should we try to take her away from her Christian roots entirely, she would for sure notice and may block us out. Instead, use what comes into her mind against her. Then, she will unknowingly stray from the lead of the Enemy. Continue filling her mind with thoughts of our king.

Your Devoted Leader,

Grusome